Slots Jam

[Andy]

This is a funny if a little rude joke, from my Dad, if you are easily offended please click away. Otherwise read on and enjoy.


Two women were playing golf; one teed off and watched in horror as her
ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell
to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize
"Please
allow me to help.

I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow
me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel ?"

He replied, "It feels great. but my thumb still hurts like hell ."