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[Andy]

I know I havent posted in here in a while, this is one of the many many joke style emails my Dad has sent me so i will be posting a few of these to catch up a bit over the coming weeks.

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.








On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.







"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."







Dorothy responded, "If we're being honest with each other, here goes ..... I'm a hooker." "I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."


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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
him; he looks down and says:' '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a very meek and weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh
3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown??!!... Oh Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
'Turn around'.