Slots Jam

[Andy]

This is very entertaining and yes one my Dad sent me.

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there
is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I
am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
YOURS!