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[Andy]

This is a corker my dad sent me.

Words of Wisdom

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,

clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he
shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying
to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."